This poem is my annual entry into a competition that I completely adore, the SLAMbassador UK championship. Check them out!
A Shopping List For The Modern Era
Sainsburys: Try something new today
TV meals, 4.99
To raise the kids that you leave behind
Diet pills, £15
To take your self esteem off the ground
2L of Cheap Alcohol
To fill the void left in your soul
10 X Sticky Plaster
To cover the holes in your happily ever after
3 Cans of black spraypaint
To write your eulogy on the walls of the estate
A bottle of Aspirin
To make the pain go away
A kitchen knife
For the games you play
You were served by Rachel
Have a nice day.
Sainsburys: Try something new today
TV meals, 4.99
To raise the kids that you leave behind
Diet pills, £15
To take your self esteem off the ground
2L of Cheap Alcohol
To fill the void left in your soul
10 X Sticky Plaster
To cover the holes in your happily ever after
3 Cans of black spraypaint
To write your eulogy on the walls of the estate
A bottle of Aspirin
To make the pain go away
A kitchen knife
For the games you play
You were served by Rachel
Have a nice day.
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Thank you for reading my little poem! Now, I've been reliably informed by friends, that that poem is pretty sad, so, to counteract that, here's a kitten!;
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| Say it with me folks; Awwwwwwwwwww |
But, cute animals aside, tell me what you think of this in the comments, I'd love to hear what you thought of it!
And don't forget to tune in next time, where I'll be talking about computers, soldering, and gadgetry galore!
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